psa.

just cause you in asia, don't mean all asian girls are easy.
get over yourselves.
be realistic.
you may be the kings of hollywood now, but just wait until you get back home.
no more asian chicks bowing at your throne of foreign wonder.
STOP wearing things such as oh... american eagle, abercrombie and fitch, and hollister head to toe.
you live in korea for goodness sake. go buy some new clothes.
side note: fake ed hardy is worse than ed hardy. please avoid.

gosh, i need a vacation.

ps. i may regret these statements tomorrow.
i am not my usual positive self.
i deeply apologize...maybe.

xo.
vb.

duck tales.

6 hours of desk-warming = drawing morbid comics.
i miss my old brain.




xo.
vb.

so scene.

scenery outside my house.

scene of a movie.




scenesters.
http://www.yourscenesucks.com/


scene you later!
HA.


xo.
vb.

dim sum.

my father once told me that the definition of dim sum was 'touch the heart'.
i'm just joking, i totally googled it.
you seriously think that just cause i'm in asia i'm going to start getting all confucious on you?
people puhleazzze.
only in my desperation of wanting good chinese food had i found this meaning.
my ill illusioned fear of going to china is rapidly decreasing for the sake of salty and saturated fatty asian cuisine.
yeah it may be awesome that i can fit nicely into my size 2 jeans, but what i wouldn't give for my appetite to come back to me. sad face.

enjoy these snapshots. they are sure to 'touch the heart.'


HBD to me. part deux.


desiree = happy.


the infamous makalli man.


josh, the texan. a self portrait. stunning.


oi!


picasso via modern day life.
hmm could use a little more cubism.


zac efron, whoopi goldberg, anne hathaway, rihanna, and ben willis.
what a cast.


beauty at its finest.


'with whatzits and hoozits galore, how about thingymabobs? i've got plenty.'


i don't know why this chick let me take a picture of her.
imma creep. and she let me be one.


gepiikkkkkk!


i throughly apologize for my terrible cropping. i don't really know how to use the scanner without the aid of a korean / i am actually incompetant.

xo.
vb.

scheme with me.

http://colorschemedesigner.com/

colours make me happy.

xo.
vb.

net.

to my dear fellow nets (native english teachers),

1: i don't care what you had for lunch.

2: stop being incestuous.

3: facebook is not dr. phil.

4: take better pictures.

<3

xo.
vb.

frank comes back to slap you in the face.

okay, so it has come to this.
i am so bored at work that i have reverted to listening to new kids on the block and watching videos with cute animals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f-6jygRJk

but annnyyywayys, this is a continuation of a previous list of things that i think about this strangee country. hangin' tough korea.

1: military
" girl, i'll take you to taco bell."
mmm, these bois are full of suave pick up lines. they getcha everytime.
so not only do they disturb my evenings by flying fighter jets over my apartment, but they also love to hit on anything that is a woman. i must say though, ed hardy and buzz cuts have a certain charm. oh gosh, you caught me. i have a weakness. choker necklaces and clothes from kohls are my kryptonite.
thank you daegu, for allowing three american army bases to create a most endearing atmosphere.

2: stop hitting yourself
why all of a sudden do i think that hitting sore spots is a new remedy to relieve pain?

3: dog = masshiseo (delicious)
i recently went to chilseok market in daegu. and low and behold, there is a street of dog restaurants. i felt so terrible after walking down that street.
here is a video i took on my phone of one of the restaurants. and no, i did not eat at the restaurant. come on. seriously, come on



ps. NEVER google dog meat. EVER. don't say i didn't warn you.

4: scooters
thought they deserved another mention because i hate them so much.

5: hanguel-ma muloiyo
koreans LOVE when they can speak to foreigners in korean. or even if you know how to say simple things like ' hello' and 'really?'. sometimes they get REALLY excited. it makes me laugh.

6: what are you?
i mean i know i got this back in canada as well, but here i probably answer this question three times a week. sometimes, saying you're from canada isn't good enough.
"i know, but like, where are you 'really' from?'
i should just say space from now on.
however, being called rihanna does do good things for my self-esteem.

7: ME TOO!!!
i think my favourite moments with my students is when i ask them what kind of food they like.
although it escalates to a point where i could say anything and they still would scream at the top of their lungs in extreme joy.

well, that's all for now.
have a good weekend folks.

xo.
vb.

23 years too late.

i figured i should've have done this by now.
my apologies.

birthdays come a day early here, so why not have 2 birthdays?
part II to come, when i get my hands on a scanner.

anyang with nicole and nikita <3.


i order 20 chicken nuggets all the time. no big deal.


that ry guy and i.


i promise i will take more fancy pictures soon.
you know, photography is a delicate matter and whatnot.
plus i am really lazy.

ps. i'm vietnam bound! can't WAIT for august! woot!

xo.
vb.