i'm a jerk. let's face it. being back in canada has reverted me back from the nice open-minded, accepting, and courteous person to the bitter, self-loathing, travel hungry ingrate that i am. thanks toronto. so here it is, people i dislike on a physical level:
asians: when i was abroad in asia, i thought to myself, "why on earth did i dislike asians so much when i was back home?! what a ridiculous way of thinking." BUT now i remember.
1: they pay with exact change EVERY DAMN TIME. stop holdin up the line. first you butt into it then take your sweet time.
2: they don't learn survival english. are you for real. i went to your country, and at least i tried. don't give me snappy all in your face answers when you think you understand my question. GOSH.
3: your boyfriend pays always. well lah de DAH. why don't you carry her purse too. OH WAIT.
live tv audiences: stop cheering for absolutely everything. sometimes going with the crowd isn't always good.
annoyed white people: "oh we are a minority now." "i have black friends you know." "i'm so tired of people assuming i'm racist." WELL guess what. you are born with something a lot of us don't have. yes we are all a little or a lot racist, but you know after generations of slavery, colonisation, creating suburbs to get away from "lower class areas", or rolling your eyes at a person of colour for some stereotype, it is kinda hard to ignore. i know it's not your fault. but at some point all of our great great great great grand daddies made mistakes and wrong decisions. and unfortunately that is the small price you pay. so here is a bridge.
get over it.
anti-hipsters: "omg hipsters are so annoying." yeah well guess what, so are you. it's a vicious circle you see. hipsters think they are better then the mainstream person, and the mainstream person thinks they are better than the hipster. so WHAT. i don't get it. why hate something that boosts our economy.
people who listen to a little bit of everything: UGH. stop saying that! you like TOP 40. JUST ADMIT IT.
travel buggers: people who talk about wanting to travel but never do. yeah it sounds nice. so do it already. i don't want to listen to your stories of going to NOWHERE. or people who say they have travelled, but have only been on all inclusive vacations. i'm sure it was the adventure of a lifetime. but i don't CARE.
newly wed christians: stop being all googly eyed with eachother. i know you love each other very much. but i also know it is the first time you have had sex. i don't want to hang out with you because i know you are going to leave early to plow each other.
tweens shopping: stop being wasteful and asking for a bag at EVERY store for that one $5 item. i know you want to show off that you have been shopping to your other tween friends so they squeal "OMG." also, stop crumpling up your money like you are a stripper. get a wallet.
that's it for now. i need some wine.
xo.
vb.
asians: when i was abroad in asia, i thought to myself, "why on earth did i dislike asians so much when i was back home?! what a ridiculous way of thinking." BUT now i remember.
1: they pay with exact change EVERY DAMN TIME. stop holdin up the line. first you butt into it then take your sweet time.
2: they don't learn survival english. are you for real. i went to your country, and at least i tried. don't give me snappy all in your face answers when you think you understand my question. GOSH.
3: your boyfriend pays always. well lah de DAH. why don't you carry her purse too. OH WAIT.
live tv audiences: stop cheering for absolutely everything. sometimes going with the crowd isn't always good.
get over it.
anti-hipsters: "omg hipsters are so annoying." yeah well guess what, so are you. it's a vicious circle you see. hipsters think they are better then the mainstream person, and the mainstream person thinks they are better than the hipster. so WHAT. i don't get it. why hate something that boosts our economy.
people who listen to a little bit of everything: UGH. stop saying that! you like TOP 40. JUST ADMIT IT.
travel buggers: people who talk about wanting to travel but never do. yeah it sounds nice. so do it already. i don't want to listen to your stories of going to NOWHERE. or people who say they have travelled, but have only been on all inclusive vacations. i'm sure it was the adventure of a lifetime. but i don't CARE.
newly wed christians: stop being all googly eyed with eachother. i know you love each other very much. but i also know it is the first time you have had sex. i don't want to hang out with you because i know you are going to leave early to plow each other.
tweens shopping: stop being wasteful and asking for a bag at EVERY store for that one $5 item. i know you want to show off that you have been shopping to your other tween friends so they squeal "OMG." also, stop crumpling up your money like you are a stripper. get a wallet.
that's it for now. i need some wine.
xo.
vb.
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