you are not special.

don't you love it when you are invited to someone's birthday party on facebook.

either you think 'wow, i didn't know we were that close.' or 'what the heck. i don't even talk to this person. why are they inviting me to their birthday?'

you click on the event.

you look at how many are attending. 36 people.

you look at how many people are awaiting reply. 2391248120938120931 people.

you are not special.

xo.

vb.

ps. happy birthday.

i will not be attending your event.