pack rat.

it is 11pm and i am packing for my flight tomorrow.

i am so tired and considering doing it in the morning.

progress is not my forte...

and yes that is a tiger blanket... and the wrong currency.

yup. progress.

see you in 10 days.

xo.

vb.

you are not special.

don't you love it when you are invited to someone's birthday party on facebook.

either you think 'wow, i didn't know we were that close.' or 'what the heck. i don't even talk to this person. why are they inviting me to their birthday?'

you click on the event.

you look at how many are attending. 36 people.

you look at how many people are awaiting reply. 2391248120938120931 people.

you are not special.

xo.

vb.

ps. happy birthday.

i will not be attending your event.

cebulificant.

hey guess what?

i'm off to the phillipines... next week.

hey. do you hear that?

oh that's just the sound of me being AWESOME.

salamat!

xo.

vb.

space cats.

why is this one of the cruelest, yet most hilarious things i have ever seen?

xo

vb.

president's choice.

the world stops when i eat this.

xo.

vb.